Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - Avila's Restaurant

Avila's Restaurant
4714 Maple Avenue
Dallas Texas, 75219
214.520.2700



This is a little Tex-mex place on Maple Avenue. It's in a crummy little house next to a body shop. They've been closed for remodeling and have reopened. The decor is cute on the inside.


Margaritas on the rocks! They don't make the frozen ones. Valentina said they taste just like the ones her mom makes.

Margarita Rox

The obligatory chips and salsa.

Valentina perusing the menu..

Valentina ordered the Chili Relleno, and I got the Spinach Quesadillas. Very tasty!

Chili Relleno

Spinach Quesadillas

There was this thing on the wall behind us.. I guess it's a religious icon of some kind. I said I thought it looked like a Klingon battle cruiser. Valentina called me an enormous geek. lol

Religious Klingon Battle Cruiser

And behind us at another table there was a guy with no hands. Just hooks. I got his picture unintentionally when I took a shot of the room.

 Hook Man

And these are from some type of fortune telling deck.









We skipped dessert. There was nothing either of us really liked.

3 out of 5 stars.

Afterwards.. more shopping!! I needed some stuff from Sephora.
So back to Northpark. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Friggin hideous.

Can anything be uglier than this?


Tacky 80's retread

This outfit is so ugly someone threw paint at it.

More lame hipster fashion. I'd like to know who told hipsters that dressing like homeless clowns is "cool and unique".

Back at one of our favorite stores.. Anthropologie.
Here's a lamp made of a stump painted silver. It's weird but I sort of like it. lol

Stump lamp

And I love this dress. Very Marilyn Monroe.


A couple outfits Valentina likes. :)



Tuesday, August 3, 2010 - The Oceanaire

The Oceanaire
13340 Dallas pkwy, Suite 1369
Dallas Texas, 75240
972.759.2277
The Galleria




Atmosphere-wise, this is one of my favorite places to date. It looks like a cruise liner from the 1930's. Everything's Art Deco. Even the fixtures in the bathrooms. You almost expect Fred and Ginger to jump out and start tap dancing at any moment. Though I actually preferred Fred Astaire with Eleanor Powell. She was a much better dancer than Ginger.





Women's bathroom

Women's bathroom

Alrighty then... we start with drinks. I had a Shiner, and Valentina had a glass of Riesling. Our waiter Bobby, brought us some bread. Bobby provides very good service. Go Bobby!

Valentina ordered the crab cake and some clam chowder as appetizers. The crab cake was amazing. You have to try it if you go there.

Clam chowder, crab cake and bread

For dinner Val had the "Black and Bleu" Texas Redfish. According to her, it was amazing! I had a wedge salad again this time around. I love Blue cheese, and I haven't had too much appetite lately with this damned heat we're having, so salad was just right.

"Black and Bleu" Texas Redfish


Wedge salad

Did we get dessert? Why of course we did! Big surprise right? ;)
I ordered Key Lime pie (because I can't resist Key Lime Pie,EVER), and Val ordered a "Chocolate Chip Cookie Pecan Ball". That seemed to be pecan ice cream, and chocolate chip cookies with some fudge sauce over it. She couldn't finish it and couldn't take it home for later because it was melty. :)
 

Ok.. the Key Lime Pie.. they brought me out a piece of pie that was GIGANTIC. It was the size of 3 regular sized pieces. I took most of it home, and I'm still working on it actually. I got a pic of it next to my iPhone so you can get an idea of the size.




On top of that it came with a huge knife sticking out of it.
I wondered if that was some kind of threat from the kitchen. "You'd better like the pie, or ELSE!".  lol

Bobby explained that it's so multiple people can share it. Which makes sense since it's the size of a small dog.

Here's Valentina going all "Michael Meyers" on me with the pie knife.  :)

 I keel you!

Excellent all around!  4 out of 5 stars.
(Valentina would give it 5 stars. I almost never do 5 stars unless the food is orgasmic or something. lol.. in case my grading scale is confusing. ;)  )

Afterwards,we weren't ready to go home.. and we WERE at the Galleria.. so... you guessed it.. window shopping!!
Ok.. we're getting a little bored with the shopping too, so if anyone can think of something we can go do in Dallas after 8pm, that doesn't involve eating or drinking anything, please feel free to comment.

However, I do love taking photos of the "tacky and overpriced" that is considered fashion these days.

gag!




Shiny!

Trying on shoes again.. Valentina has on these old fashioned "fully fashioned" stockings. I know some people are really into them, but I don't really get the appeal. They always bunch up at the ankles like granny stockings. Wait.. I guess they are granny stockings.

I also ragged on her because she has at least 3 pairs of shoes in this exact same style. She keeps trying on the same shoes. :)
"But they're comfortable!"  lol



Val likes this outfit. :)
she wears a lot of black.


And I like these shoes. They look like they'd go great with a vintage dress or vintage costume jewelry (which I collect).



Stay tuned for next week's adventure!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010 - Victory Tavern

Victory Tavern
2551 N. Houston St.
Dallas Texas, 75201





This place is right next to the American Airlines Center. When we got there we walked around the corner because we could hear some event going on. Ringling Brothers was set up outside and they were doing magic for some kids and had some creepy clowns performing.



 

I was actually expecting this to be a tavern. lol
It's a nice modern restaurant with a lot of wood. It's very pretty, but it was really dead in there. I don't know if that's normal for Tuesdays or if Ringling Brothers had something to do with it.

Valentina ordered the Chips with Maytag blue cheese sauce to start, and I ordered a side of mac and cheese. Which was huge.
Both of them were just "ok". I had a few bites of the mac and took the rest home for lunch the next day. The cheese sauce on the chips sort of had an odd taste and the chips get soggy really fast, but it was decent.

Chips and Maytag blue cheese

Mac and Cheese

For dinner Valentina got the Petite tenderloin, and I just got a wedge salad. I can't seem to get enough blue cheese lately. :)
I believe Val enjoyed hers, but she needs to weigh in here. (AHEM!)

 Petite Tenderloin

Wedge salad

For dessert we split a piece of lemon pie. Which was VERY good. 

Lemon Pie

It was mostly a good experience but they also had bad music playing. The restaurant is nice and clean and the service is good. I thought the food was good too, but I don't think it makes my top 10 places.






3 1/2 out of 5 stars

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 - Blue Mesa Grill

Blue Mesa Grill
7700 W. Northwest Highway 
Dallas, TX 75225
214.378.8686




This is a really cute place. Serving "Southwestern cuisine". The pretentious way of saying Mexican food. It's right across from Northpark mall. It's nicely decorated and there's a huge bar. They have 4.00 happy hour drinks, and they serve free quesadillas during happy hour. You can fill up for free and you don't have to go get a table.
It's just a teeny bit too trendy for me though, and the music they played in the restaurant was some awful techno crap. I would go back for the food. :)



 

We started off with some drinks and appetizers. She got a Mojito and I had a blue margarita. And then I got some queso and Valentina ordered a side of guacamole. The guacamole is cool in that a guy comes to your table and makes it right there. Not that I'd eat that.. stuff. :)
The bad thing is, I figured out later, that it ends up being around 8 servings of avocado and probably around 10,000 calories. :)
Valentina got a side and a half. lol

 Mojito and Blue Margarita


Queso (Bad washed out photo. It isn't actually white) lol


Guacamole bar


Waiter making guacamole




Guacamole

For dinner Valentina ordered the Mesa Sampler and I ordered the goat cheese enchiladas. Which were FABULOUS. It's a big portion though and I ate half of them for lunch the next day.
Her sampler came with some type of hot pepper jelly which nearly set her mouth on fire when she tried it. Wish I'd gotten a picture. It's fun to get snaps of her when she's just eaten something hot that she doesn't realize is going to be hot. hehe


Mesa sampler


Goat cheese enchiladas


Big painting of a jar full of fish.


I'd rate this 4 out of 5 stars for the food, but I have to subtract half a point for all the hipsters and the heinous music. 3 1/2 stars.